Aid and Abet Astraya’s Abos!
Jun 23rd, 2007 by Paul Moor
A nice Jewish boy in exotic Albuquerque, who recognizes a passionate practitioner of the true Christian ethic on the rare occasions one rises up to slap him right smack in the kisser, has just kindly brought to my outraged goyische attention an alarming example of white-supremacist racist discrimination, in this case against those original Australians who met the boats bringing the uninvited hordes of England’s convicted criminals and other scum who, to quote a contemporaneous lyric, “left our country for our country’s good.” This week The Associated Press reported that Australia’s Prime Minister John Harris “announced plans Thursday to ban pornography … for Aborigines in northern areas. . . .”
About 400,000 Aborigines call Australia home. Their rather large continent outsizes the whole damned United States of America, if you exclude the space occupied by the five Great Lakes. About 60,000 “Abos” (to use the accepted supercilious white terminology) live in Australia’s Northern Territory, often in isolated, impoverished communities with jobs scarce and substance abuse widespread. Over the past thirty years their invading white oppressors have sluggishly returned their own land to them, at least to an extent accounting for about half the Northern Territory - approximately twice the size of even the uniquely Great Lone Star State of (uncover, please) Texas.
Ever alert to such flagitious bigotry intended to deprive already oppressed minorities of even more of their fundamental human rights, I have spontaneously r’ared back and established an international charitable foundation to stand up for the ever more endangered rights of that poor oppressed native Australian nation (with no further claim to its national rights than that its members simply got there pre-historically first), and approached three of the most famous practitioners of fundamentalist hard-core Christian televangelism - Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggert, and Ted Haggert - to join me as fellow sponsors of this eminently worthy cause. If any uninformed latecomers would like to know why I’ve selected these three men of God to embellish our letterhead, simply turn to www.Google.Com and read the exhaustive accounts of their uniquely distinguished records easily available there to any seeker after the thoroughly documented truth.
Tax-free status currently pends for those altruists reading this who feel inspired to pledge a monetary contribution, and the less modest that contribution the better; simply put that pledge into an email and hit me back with it at our new foundation’s email address: <Texas.Paule@Gmail.Com>.
If you’d like to guarantee at least one supplementary star in your posthumous crown, you have the rare additional opportunity to apply for letterhead mention - by name! - right alongside Messrs. Bakker, Swaggert, & Haggert, simply by addressing email confirmation of an even less modest direct bank-to-bank transfer to the Board of Directors’ private address: <Hardcore.Raunchpig@Googlemail.Com>.
In addition to banning what the Prime Minister regards as hardcore pornography, his plan foresees the monitoring of publicly funded computers to ensure that they have not downloaded such “images”. The report calls pornography in Aboriginal communities “rife”, with children often exposed to it - in shocking contrast, of course, to the vast majority of the civilized world.
As for additional new paternalistic restrictions planned for welfare payments to Aborigines living on the land - “to prevent the money from being spent on alcohol and gambling”, of course - let us at least for the moment merely meet that with a dignified silence.
To quote one local source, the new restrictions would require such recipients to spend “at least half their welfare on essentials such as food, and payments also would be linked to a child’s school attendance.”
From a recent Associated Press report: “Australia’s original inhabitants suffer far higher rates of poverty and substance abuse than the rest of the country’s 21,000,000 people, and their life expectancy is 17 years shorter.
“For years, white men were banned from marrying Aboriginal woman, and mixed-race children were taken from their Aboriginal mothers to be assimilated into mainstream society.
“Though many found employment in the cattle and sheep industries, they were paid less than whites, sometimes working just for rations. Unable to achieve economic independence, many have become welfare-dependent.”
For a quick refresher course on all three of those preëminent televangelists, click here.
